Looking for a funny Valentine love poem to share with your loved one? Check out this collection of short and sweet poems that will make them laugh and feel loved.
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Short Funny Valentine Poems for the Love of Your Life
If you’re looking for a way to make your loved one laugh on Valentine’s Day, or any other day for that matter, be sure to share one of these funny poems with them.
My Valentine’s Day Wish
On Valentine’s Day, I wish for you
A heart full of love,
A head full of laughter,
And a belly full of chocolate.
You’re My Everything
You’re my best friend, my lover, and my soulmate.
You’re the one who makes me laugh,
Even when I don’t want to.
You’re the one who loves me for who I am,
Even though I’m weird.
You’re the one who loves me for my love of all things nerdy.
You’re the one who loves playing video games with me.
You’re the one who loves trying new foods with me.
You’re the one who loves traveling the world with me.
You’re the one who loves going on adventures with me.
You’re the one who’s meant to be with me.
You’re My Kind of Crazy
I love the way you make me laugh,
Even when I don’t feel like it.
I love the way you challenge me,
Even when I don’t want to be challenged.
I love the way you make me feel,
Even when I don’t know how to feel.
You’re my kind of crazy,
And I wouldn’t have it any other way.
You’re My Lobster
You’re the Ross to my Rachel,
The Chandler to my Monica,
The Phoebe to my Joey,
And the Gunther to my Central Perk.
I Love You Like Pizza
I love you like pizza,
Even when you’re cold.
You’re My Netflix
You’re the one I want to binge-watch
For the rest of my life.
You’re My Taco Bell
You’re my cheap, delicious, and always-there-for-me comfort food.
You’re My Coffee
You’re the thing that makes me want to get out of bed in the morning.
You’re My Chocolate
You’re the sweet treat that makes my life better.
You’re My Wine
You’re the thing that makes me want to relax and enjoy myself.
You’re My Beer
You’re the thing that makes me want to party and have fun.
You’re My Everything
You’re my best friend, my lover, and my soulmate.
Love and Laughter
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Valentine’s is here,
Let’s laugh the whole day through!
Cupid’s Comedy Show
Cupid’s aiming high,
But his arrows often miss,
Love can be funny,
So let’s share a giggle and a kiss!
Cheesy Love
You’re the cheese to my mac,
The butter to my toast,
Let’s celebrate together,
With a love that’s extra cheesy, the most!
Valentine’s Surprise
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I planned something special,
But it might involve a kangaroo!
Love Potion Gone Wrong
I brewed a love potion,
But something went awry,
Now my dog is chasing cats,
And I’m in love with a pie!
Valentine’s Day Diet
Chocolate and candy,
Everywhere I go,
But I’m on a diet,
So lettuce be my valentine, you know?
Love at First Pizza Slice
Roses are red,
But pizza is divine,
Let’s skip the romance,
And have some pizza, oh so fine!
Valentine’s Haiku
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Haikus are short,
So I love you, too!
Valentine’s Dance Disaster
I asked you to dance,
But I stepped on your toes,
Let’s laugh it off,
And try not to break any more toes!
Valentine’s Joke
Why did the Valentine break up with his computer?
Because it had too many bugs!
Let’s share a laugh,
And avoid the heartache and shrugs!
Love in the Zoo
You’re my favorite animal,
In this love-filled zoo,
Let’s be together,
Through thick and through mew!
Valentine’s Mix-Up
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I meant to send this card to someone else,
But it ended up with you!
Love and Ice Cream
You melt my heart,
Just like ice cream in the sun,
Let’s share a sweet treat,
And have some laughter and fun!
Valentine’s Day Surprise
I have a surprise for you,
But I forgot what it was,
Let’s make it up as we go,
With lots of smiles and buzz!
Love and Puppies
You’re the puppy to my love,
Always playful and true,
Let’s wag our tails together,
And celebrate me and you!
Valentine’s Limerick
There once was a cupid named Fred,
Whose arrows were all made of bread,
He aimed for the heart,
But missed every part,
Now he bakes love buns instead!
Love and Socks
You’re the socks to my shoes,
Always cozy and warm,
Let’s step into love,
In mismatched socks, our norm!
Valentine’s Day Magic
Abracadabra, love is in the air,
With magic tricks and flair,
I’ll pull a rabbit out of my hat,
And give you a love hug, just like that!
Love and Pizza Delivery
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
But I’d trade them all,
For a heart-shaped pizza, delivered by you!
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Conclusion
Short funny Valentine poems are a great way to show your loved one that you care while also making them laugh. They are a perfect way to add a touch of humor to your Valentine’s Day celebration, or to simply brighten up their day anytime of year.
I hope you enjoyed this collection of short funny Valentine poems. Please share them with your loved ones and spread the love!
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